my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck
they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common
one of the best parts of Homestuck in my opinion
Man this cracks me up.
things get heated between the canadians and the americans
*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*
*LOUDER AMERICAN NOISES*
she looks legitimately troubled
you think?;u;also i think you forgot
don’t forget the best one
Oh god you guys made it better.
one more important thing that was forgotten
there we go.
okay yeah but
THE FUCKING LAST ONE
I’m not a homestuck and I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to mean
i need a 6 month vacation twice a year
captionless selfies???? who the fck do u think you are mona lisa
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda